September 2, 2011

Buggin'



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So today I was maliciously attacked in the parking lot of my work.  Ok, that's a bit dramatic, but let me explain . . .

I left work at lunch time for my usual dollar menu splurge.  I'm walking out to my car and all of a sudden I felt like something was stabbing my leg.

After letting out several (loud) obscenities, I swatted at my leg and some equally loud big black buzzing thing flew off.

I don't know if that little bastard bit me or stung me or what, but it immediately swelled up with a red spot the size of my palm and hurt like a mo fo.  It still really hurts six hours later.  

I ran into the office to show John, one of the attorneys.  I was in so much pain.  He was asking me if I was allergic to bees.  No, I don't think so.  He started warning me of anaphylactic shock.  Then, as I am staring mercilessly at him with my mouth wide open, he says "well, we might just have to amputate from the knee down."  I kid you not, the first thing out of my mouth was "But John!  I just got all those new shoes!"

The End.

 Striped Dress-vintage and thrifted; Short Sleeved Blazer-thrifted; Leopard Wedges-Naughty Monkey, gifted; Watch-gifted; Broach-vintage from Grandma; Earrings-gifted and DIY

As Dr. Dre would say, Thank God It's Friday!


31 comments:

  1. Oooh I've never been stung by a bee and I swear I would cry if I ever was.

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  2. those shoes are fierce.

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  3. I do not like bees. Or much of anything that flies really. I was walking today and a bee flew AT MY FACE and ran into my forehead. I had a public freakout, not going to lie. And he didn't even bite/sting me.

    Can we talk about this outfit for a hot second? I'm loving it! Stripes and leopard print are two of my favorites. Put them together and I'm in love!

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  4. Yooowch! Benadryl (cream and or pill) and ice the area! And um - mail that dress to me. Yeah that's the cure to bee stings. Lol! Seriously though that dress is gorg. And you look beautiful in it. Those wedges are super awesome, a very unique shape. I'm rating this one of my top fave outfits.

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  5. Nice outfit!

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  6. Loving this! I have a weakness for navy and white stripes....and those shoes are the perfect choice!

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  7. OMG cute outfit, do you have a little black belt, and a pair of blue/black suede pumps? My fairy wings will come out if you do? Loved the collection from august.

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  8. I adore your shoes!!!I can't take my eyes off them!!!

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  9. oh dear, it sounds like it was quite traumatic with that giant bug, hope the bite has gone down. super quite outfit, love the stripes

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    xxx

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  10. So sorry about the sting, but you look fabulous! I love the bold stripes and the leopard shoes are fab with with it! I'm going to have to try that combo this fall.

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  11. Ooh that is really painful, I can't stand that feeling when a buzz come at you out of nowhere. However you look beautiful and very stylish in this outfit composition :)

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  12. LOL!!!! omg, this story just make me laugh out loud. LOL. A true fashionista thinks only of her shoes when faced with leg amputation.

    Stripes and leopard... a girl after my own heart.

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  13. You are tooo funny :) Absolutely love your dress :D

    ♡ from © tanvii.com

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  14. the chevron is amazing! love simple stripes :)
    xx

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  15. Oh it hurt so bad! And I think it was a wasp actually.

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  16. OMG! I hate bees, but I think it was a wasp actually! How dare it fly at your face!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks so much for your compliment Allie!

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  17. LOL thanks Megan! I think I have to go to the doctor actually. I think it was a wasp and now my whole leg is purple. :-I Thanks for your compliment Megan as always!

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  18. Aw my princess came to comment on my page!!!!!!!!!!! I love you so much! I don't have any blue/black suede pumps :-( Guess we need to go shopping!

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  19. Thank you so much Michelle. Unfortunately, I think I need to see a doctor. It has made my whole leg purple!

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  20. Thank you Keely! I really appreciate that!

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  21. Thanks Sophie! Yeah, that little a-hole bug was such a drag!

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  22. LOL thanks Eboni! Glad I made you smile!

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  23. Ohmy! I hope you feel better soon.

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