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So today I was maliciously attacked in the parking lot of my work. Ok, that's a bit dramatic, but let me explain . . .
I left work at lunch time for my usual dollar menu splurge. I'm walking out to my car and all of a sudden I felt like something was stabbing my leg.
After letting out several (loud) obscenities, I swatted at my leg and some equally loud big black buzzing thing flew off.
I don't know if that little bastard bit me or stung me or what, but it immediately swelled up with a red spot the size of my palm and hurt like a mo fo. It still really hurts six hours later.
I ran into the office to show John, one of the attorneys. I was in so much pain. He was asking me if I was allergic to bees. No, I don't think so. He started warning me of anaphylactic shock. Then, as I am staring mercilessly at him with my mouth wide open, he says "well, we might just have to amputate from the knee down." I kid you not, the first thing out of my mouth was "But John! I just got all those new shoes!"
The End.
Striped Dress-vintage and thrifted; Short Sleeved Blazer-thrifted; Leopard Wedges-Naughty Monkey, gifted; Watch-gifted; Broach-vintage from Grandma; Earrings-gifted and DIY
As Dr. Dre would say, Thank God It's Friday!
















